Perhaps I'll become an admissions consultant!

Perhaps not. I'll leave that to Clear Admit, among others.

But, I helped my former roommate secure his place at the Kellogg Graduate School of Management at Northwestern University. He will be commuting and doing the part-time thing, but he's in. I'm proud of him, not just because he's my former roommate and Kellogg's "ranking", but also because I was his main essay proofreader. I was tough on him, no doubt, but it all paid off! Congrats, former roomie, congrats...